Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Entry #009: Michelle Bachmann

Coming in at #9 we have one of my very favorite loons, the lovely Michele Bachmann. Bachmann is the United States Representative of Minnesota's 6th congressional district and a member of the Republican Party.



Judging by a number of trustworthy sources and good evidence (mostly the words that come out of her mouth), she may be the single stupidest person alive (perhaps in competition with Steve King, R-Iowa). Staunch supporter of the teabagging party (including all of their contradictory goals, apparently). Good mental compartmentalizer, for she is apparently completely unaffected by (or aware of) cognitive dissonance. Well, I don't think I can be bothered to update this one anywhere near continuously. This, for instance, is just far too typical. Following is a tasty selection of her wide variety of loony times.

A quickly assembled but unrepresentative sample of the stuff that falls out of her mouth
On CO2 emissions.
On net neutrality.
Discussion of her view on the swine flu (and the Democrats’ role in it).
One more informative source of Bachmann quotes.
An update on moronic crap falling out of Bachmann's mouth can be found here
This one is pretty awesome.
Anyone up for more falsehoods from Bachmann?
Her husband isn't entirely well-hinged either, it seems.
This one is also rather appalling. And here she claims that Terri Schiavo was healthy.
At last she's also claimed that hurricane Irene was God's warning to America.
• And just to fill out the picture, she's finally accepted anti-vaxx rhetoric as well, falling for the simplest, most easily refutable talking points from the most insane conspiracy theory-laden antivaxx groups.
Given the recent noise around Bachmann and HPV, this one deserves a link.
This one is pretty good.
• Even though she’s obviously lost steam it’s kinda fun to keep track of her campaign. Here’s her claim that the US should follow China and drop the welfare state to boost the economy (the bizarreness of which is rather astounding). Indeed, she’s been making several, uh, interesting foreign policy suggestions lately. There’s a good Bachmann resource here.
Oh, Michele
• And it never stops, even though you thought the last one was unbeatable.
Here's the latest Bachmann endorsement of creationist and all the creationist talking points.
Here's an illuminating interview with Bachmann on Biblical worldviews, public schools and a general lack of touch with anything resembling reality.
And Bachmann explaining how she wishes to reform the courts to conform to her Biblical view of law. Charming.

Edit: A friend of mine has now provided us with a very detailed profile on Bachmann and what has created her thinking. Thanks!

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Diagnosis: Complete moron – a living embodiment of Dunning-Kruger. Obviously in possession of power and influence, and probably a large fan group as well; in other words very dangerous.

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